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I'm so glad I'm not a hipster...

I love fan-girling over things I enjoy, even if it is mainstream...i.e. Adam Levine, NSYNC and even ...GASP....a song on the top 40 radio charts...

I don't ironically wear cardigans and scarves, I wear them with an outfit because I am cold and take them off when I am not cold.

I could make my own hummus, but Trader Joe's has it ready to go so I'll just buy it there and save time so I have more time to watch TV...Yes I own a TV and I pay for cable...

I have a full time job...most of the hipsters I know in their late twenties are waitressing (actress/writer/musician) at an odd new wave restaurant that is vegan or living with their parents/lovers...they say they don't want to work FOR THE MAN and their next project is the NEXT BIG THING, yet they constantly make me pay for their beers because they can't afford it but they always seem to afford an iphone...

I wear prescription glasses to read, not just to look super cool, I like to think, I am the cool they aspire to b…